The fate of the world is at stake,
so God is running for president!
Don't make Me come down there!
Top 10 Reasons Why I Am Running:
- #10 - Looks like you not only need a BAILOUT, but a REVOLUTION!
- #9 - Global warming is a serious problem and we’re getting scorched UP HERE
- #8 - Mother Earth is dying to live at the White House
- #7 - To prove my “task” is not to start wars and that I AM on everyone’s side!
- #6 - I wanna hold your hand
- #5 - I wanna ride a Harley
- #4 - The Pearly Gates collapsed and I need funding for infrastructure!
- #3 - I'd like to give My Sun a job
- #2 - George W. Bush has left matters in, shall we say, an "ungodly" way.
- #1 - All you need is Love
My Platform:
- Money can’t buy you love
- All you need is love
- What the World Needs Now is Love
- Love’s Divine
- Love is what you came here for
- Try Love; you’ll like it!
My Party:
- The Unity Party
- (If you want to come to My party, you’ll have to come together.)
Why Vote God?
- I know how to grow $ on trees
- Politics has gotten out of hand and I’ve got the whole world in my HANDS
- I could actually deliver on My promises
- No one can actually beat Me
- I would bring back the Beatles
My Cabinet:
- Co-President: Mother Earth
- Secy of Love: Jesus
- Secy of Peace: Buddha
- Secretary of Great Songs: John Lennon
- Secretary of Human Services: Mother Mary
- Secretary of Health: Yogananda
- Secretary of Defense: Arch Angel Gabriel
- Secretary of Energy: The Sun
- Secretary of State: Arch Angel Michael
- Secretary of Reverence for God: Mohammad
- Attorney General: Moses
My Campaign Slogan:
- "Don't make Me come down there."
My Campaign Ad:
- See it on YouTube.com
I know this may sound trite, but please, trust Me...
Love > Fear!
You can read and subscribe to my blog at godforpresident.wordpress.com
What would a God Administration stand for?
What would I say about all this mess?
For interviews and statements, please contact my campaign manager, Lisa Venable at info@messagesfromlove.com .